The Bird

I need to start giving people the finger more. I don't use it nearly enough. Random thought I know, but stay with me. Its fun to do. People get exactly what you mean without having to say it. what kind of finger do you flip? I myself rock the thumb out when I flip it. I know some people go with the thumb tucked but it doesn't seem to be as emphatic of a fuck you. I may even work the double flip when i need an extra little somethin. So with two in the air I wish you all a good night and a good monday morning. Stick it to the man for me.


I'm just sayin

Roller Coaster of Love

I realized tonight after some discussion with friends that having sex with me is just like a roller coaster. Its kind of jerky, can make you sick, and only lasts for two minutes and ten seconds (and thats being generous). Then if you want to ride again you've got to wait an hour. I think from now on i'll start all fore play with this announcement :

"please unfasten your bra and panties, keep your arms and legs out of control, and secure all loose belonging. We'll see you back here in two minutes and ten seconds, and as always thank you for cumming on JT, america's roller coast."


I'm Just Sayin

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 80% Superman 75% Supergirl 75% Spider-Man 70% Robin 60% The Flash 60% Catwoman 55% Wonder Woman 50% Batman 45% Hulk 25% Iron Man 25%

Hot-headed. You have strong will power and a good imagination.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

The Wisdom of my mentors

"If you don't talk to it you can't Fuck It"

Who says that? I guess i get the message. I need to be more outgoing and talkative with the ladies. I'm tryin, I'm just a bit shy. Damn, give a brother a break. "Fuck It, Or don't, Whatever"* See, I even quote my own sayings.




*copyright 2005, JT. The reusing of this quote without the express written permission of the author of the quote is subject to legal action. or at least quote me for Stu's sake.

Road Trip!!!!

I'd just like to say that I love it when a plan comes together. I wake up at 645 with a list of voice mails. i woke up in just enough time to shower and meet at jp's by 7. brian arrived soon after and we were off like a prom dress. we missed a few minutes of the game but thats what happens when spur of the moment road trips come up. To sum up the game, msu sucked in the second half and they lost. What matters is the trip not the destination. I learned a few things tonight. I learned that a van will fit through a tunnel meant for pedestrians only, I learned that arena seats are not meant for big people, I learned that there is nothing better than a late night QP w/chse, and I learned that I miss random road trips with the guys. Now its time to get LOST for a couple hours.

I get real bored at night

What do you do...............

.........when you hear rumors about people that are troubling. Do you seek answers? Do you just try not to give a shit? Do you second guess prior decisions? My initial reaction is to get really, really pissed. Then deeply hurt. Then pissed again. Then a mixture of 1 cup livid, 1 cup hurt, 1 cup "I'm an idiot", and then mix in a little "go fuck yourself" for good measure. Or hey, I could be wrong.


I'm just sayin

A vicious circle

I eat because I'm sad
I'm sad because I'm fat
I'm fat because I eat

Where was this when i needed it?

That the sky would lift
That I'd find my place
That I'd see your face in the door
And the sun would glint
An a time well spent
An a time that ain't no more

Taste the broken hearts
In the vacant lots
See the fruit that rots on the trees
Try to turn my head
Leave it all for dead
But it's in my mind always

Honey lately I've been way down
A load on my mind
Honey lately I've been way down
Load on my mind

Someone tell me where did it go
Darling I'm damned if i know
I seen that look in your eye
No-one ever gave it a chance
I could have said in advance
You saw it all at a glance
And goodbye

Like a fat kid playing dodgeball, i'm out. See you kids on sunday.

"For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move." -Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh, and by the way once again, like my forefathers before me, i have ventured into the land of the savages and made off with their buffalo and their women. But this time i didn't have to trade them fire water.

Roads go ever ever on

Where is my road going? North. First stop, the beautiful lakeside town of Frankfort for a visist with Dave and the fam. After that i'm not really sure. Theres plenty of road through this great state of ours. I think i just might try a few of them. My camera's been begging for some use and i think i'll give it to her. You never know, maybe she'll give me a few good ones. Now that that is settled lets find out what i've been up to as of late. Not really a whole lot i guess. Lots of late night web surfing and movie watching. I have also been studying for my certs. I guess its time i got my shit together. I guess goods things do come out of shitty situations. I think i might actually shave tonight. No more awful attempt at a dad beard. What can i say, i'm a late bloomer. I can't grow a beard to save my life. Sooner or later my balls will drop and my voice will deepen and i will become a man. Other than that all has been well. Lots of football, a trip to the Joe, almost being turned away trying to to cross the border back into the states, and pocket bullets. I've been playing cards a bit to much as of late. Not to mention i've seen rounders about a dozen times in the last few weeks. I think i'm going to take a run at it. My mind is clear and my game is tite. Lets see, i reloaded the ipod on saturday. I'm up to 15 gigs of music. not bad for a kid that didn't listen to music much before. there is however still a bunch of stuff that i need. My song of the day, Ben folds doing bitches aint shit. fucking brilliant. and now i leave with these words of wisdom, "Its immoral to let a sucker keep his money".

Oh, I know when to hold'em

Its amazing to me how good at cards i actually am. In 4 hours i managed to triple up. Not bad for a nights work. Finally i was able to actually have my head in the game and not somewhere else. Apparently I can shut my brain down to only concentrate on one thing at a time. I can control my ADD. Oh, is that something shiney over there...........five minutes later...............sorry, what was i talking about. Anyway I'm thinking of taking a road trip next weekend if anyone wants in. I'm off thursday thru sunday and need to get out of town for a while. Any Ideas?

First Pic of the New Year

Dusk At Woldumar
(I know it looks like one you've seen, but its a new high res shot i took this fall)

A fewThings I've learned this year

1. I am the most complacent person on the planet.
2. I hated my job for 12 full months and did nothing about it
2. I am not nearly as strong as I thought i was.
3. Things affect me a lot more than they used to.
4. I do have the ability to love
5. It is not true that if you don't use it, u lose it.
6. Life is much better with a soundtrack
7. All I really need are a few good friends
8. Some girls do fancy me, even though i'm a bit pudgy around the edges
9. I always no when to muck a losing hand at the table
10. 1 out and a 2% chance of winning is enough to see the river card in love
11. I love the two hour escape that a movie offers.
12. It is possible, if even for one incredible night, for life to be perfect, Worthy of a screenplay.
13. If you take enought pictures you will eventually have a few good ones.
14. I think my head has actually gotten bigger
15. I am fully able to rationalize anything to myself. It seems like a good idea at the time
16. I am so good at Ping Pong I'm almost Asian
17. My puppy will always love me, mostly because I feed her and scratch behind her ears

Next year I will........
1. Find a new job
2. Get my own place
3. not look for love because i hear things happen when you least expect them.
4. Learn to be more open
5. Take a lot more pictures
6. Take more roadtrips
7. Attempt to accomplish any or all of previous


Aut viam inveniam aut faciam - I will either find a way or make one