Dear Mr. Roloson,

If your wondering where your jock is at, it somewhere near the right post. If you don't know who that guy was that made you lose it, he is number 40 and his name is Hank.


Oh, and I still hate Canada

and on the 18th day he rose again.....

No moved boulders, no shroud of turin, no appearing to a prostitute, its just me returning from blogger pergitory. Its not that i didn't want to post or didn't have time to post, its just that i didn't have anything good to say. I still don't have anything whitty or funny to share but at least i put something up here. thats a big step for me. My bloggers block may be over. Their will be more to follow. Stay tuned kids.


oh yeah, its a little known fact that jesus's right arm is 4 inches longer than his left. Next time you look at cross check it, the right side is always longer. Its true, i read in the bible so you can take it as gospel.

Entourage

I think its time i get my own entourage. you know why........cause thats how I roll

The Dark Side

I am going to do it. I never thought I would even consider it but here we are. Simple, elegant, but packing a shitload of power. Its pretty much my dream women, lady by day, temptress by night. Who would ever have thought i'd find that in a MAC. The bottom line is that for the purposes i have for this beeatch a pc just won't do the trick. I am now going to turn in my lightsaber for one of a more fitting color. Just remember kids, I am not the only one. There are always two, a master and an apprentice.

All that is gold does not glitter,

Not all those who wander are lost;

The old that is strong does not wither,

Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

A light from the shadows shall spring;

Renewed shall be the blade that was broken,

The crownless again shall be king.