Grape Ape

I Didn't know.....til after the deal was made

Apparently my driveway is now fully controlled by a North Korean man. I didn't even know until after the deal was made. I thought I was buying some chopsticks. Fuck It, I'm moving to F'ing Canada. Thats how ashamed I am of the current leadership. And I fucking hate Canada.

I Love BUSH!!!!!

The pussy, not the president



I'm Just Sayin

Raindance........

how does this sound, 6 guys years past their prime decide they need to recapture the glory years and strap on the sneakers again for a little hoop league at the Y. I can't even type about it without laughing. None of us has played ball in years. Unless you count jp playin with dudes balls. Regardless we're going to get absolutely killed on a regular basis. I welcome the chance to be posterized. Do I think we can win a game? Not a shot in hell but I definitely think we'll be funny to watch. We do have to come up with a team name. Any suggestions? I believe the season starts on Monday Feb. 27. Mark that day on your calender. I guarentee it'll be worth your while to come watch. We also could use a few playa's if anyones interested.

I'm just sayin

XL

What I thought would be an otherwise boring superbowl turned interesting when money got involved. I love squares. I missed the first quarter by a last second field goal by the bastard of a seahawk kicker. He did save me at the end of the half when he missed a 51 yarder to earn 25 bones for the second quarter. So the final breakdown is as follows: 9 hours at the bar, potato skins, burrito, and about 4 gallons of diet pepsi for all of 2 bucks. The two that i used to buy the squares. My winnings went to waitress. 120% tip's not to bad. Oh, and i learned how to iron my clothes tonight. I need to look all good and professional at work. Hold on a second i've got a call. Its the Sandman i've got to......zzzzzzzzzzzz

Fuck you. Or don't. Oh no, definitely FUCK YOU. Whatever