The Dark Side

I am going to do it. I never thought I would even consider it but here we are. Simple, elegant, but packing a shitload of power. Its pretty much my dream women, lady by day, temptress by night. Who would ever have thought i'd find that in a MAC. The bottom line is that for the purposes i have for this beeatch a pc just won't do the trick. I am now going to turn in my lightsaber for one of a more fitting color. Just remember kids, I am not the only one. There are always two, a master and an apprentice.