As Fortune would have it.....

I have some chinese for dinner and at the end of the meal i get a fortune cookie. I really like fortune cookies. As I crack it open to see what bit of wisdom these cookie people are going to drop on me this is what it says. "You will be successful someday". Well thank u very fucking much. Someday, when the fuck is someday. I need answers u smug, philosiphizing bastards. Even if i put the usual "in bed" at the end of it it doesn't help cause that someday has already happened years ago and is still happening today. I am a virtual casanova with the ladies (or maybe the only way i get ladies is virtual). I'm not going to brag but a slow, soft kiss goes along way. Sorry kids no more secrets today as I have to keep some bit of mystery about myself. I shall now retire to my nerdery and figure out how to type real fast.

You know what andy likes. when people actually leave comments. i need some feedback on my pictures. If u like say so and if you don't say so. i just need some honesty. Give a brother a break. Also I can't get that F'ing song from rent out of my head. anyone have any ideas for a new song i can torture my brain with?

Pic of the Week

Follow Your own Path

And the search continues..........For what u ask? THE STORY!!!!!!
In the meantime i guess i'll just work on myself and believe me I gots lots to work on. My belly, my job, my self esteem, my life to name just a few. And so it begins...............

The Goblet Is on Fire

Yesterday was a good day. I had a flat tire that i had to fix in the freezing cold. then my car battery was dead and luckly somebody had jumper cables. then i it took two hours to get new tires on my car. But I did have a solid open faced roast beef sandwich smothered in gravy, and i did get plenty of assistance with changing the tire, and i did get to play some guitar and listen to some piano. Good times! Then only downside of yesterday was the five hour sleep that ended up being a two hour nap. But I guess i can sleep when i'm dead. And then comes the peak of the festivities, the Potter. It was "real" sweet. It was everything i thought it would be and some. There were a few things i thought they could have done better but i'll wait to discuss those when everyone has seen it. Spoiler: If you haven't seen it, the Diggory dies. I swear i amlost heard a sob from pete when he met his on screen demise.

Good day
I said Good Day!

"It seems to me we can never give up longing and wishing while we are thoroughly alive. There are certain things we feel to be beautiful and good, and we must hunger after them"
-George Eliot

I Love the fall

This falls into the places I like Category. Its not a very good shot but i wanted to capture the place more than make it look good.

Heres your post

SHE MAKES ME SMILE OUT LOUD.

Molly

Hi my name is Molly. I'm real cute.

A Gate, A Gate can't stop me

Brilliant idea of the day. The puppy needs more room to play when i'm at work so i thought i'd get her a gate so she can hang out in the kitchen while i'm at work. we bought the gate today and decided to test it out while we went to dinner. I got back from dinner to find her waiting patiently at the front door for me to come home. Then i noticed the aftermath of hurricane molly. There were papers everywhere, all the plugs were out of the wall, and all she could give me was a "its about damn time u got home. I've been doing some redecorating while u where away" look and i couldn't do anything but laugh.

Who's your daddy?

I am.

Take a gander at my pretty little girl. (Actually, this isn't really her. I've been too busy to post anything about her yet, and if I even have any pictures of her yet this isn't one of them. This is one that someone found on the internet that looks kinda like her. And truth be told, I'm not taking the time to post even this much about her either. Someone, prolly the same someone who found the pic, thought I might want to get a little notice out to the gang about my new family. Oh, and by the way, last someone knew... I think I'm going to call her Molly.)

Not a shot in Hell

I actually thought he had a chance until he slammed into me. Both of us walked away with only minor injuries and a little bit less dignity. The slip n' slide i'm sorry to say did not make it. So if you would please observe a moment of silence to reflect on those we've lost this year while attempting incredibly stupid stunts. You will be missed.

Who's an Idiot

The premise was simple. The planning was flawless. The execution hurt real bad. In a stunt out of the record books jayson decided that he would risk his own well being and launch himself over a large stationary object (since no one else would do it said object was me) and land on his feet. Did he complete the jump? Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion of Who's and Idiot.

Fat Guy III (Dirty Fat Guy)

Just thought everyone might want to see what i fat kid looks like after rolling in the mud. notice the fauxhawk still looks good. I guess its hard to see but if i make the picture much bigger I start to look real big.

(disclaimer: prolonged viewing of this photo may lead to headache, nauseau, cramps, profuse bleeding from the eyes, or extreme sexual arousal. If the later of asformentioned side effects occurs and you are of the female persuasion please feel free to call me at any time.)

Fat Guy's part deux

Meow I told you I was agile like a jungle cat

Come party with me

shake it, shake it
like its my birthday
shake it, shake it
yeah its my birthday



break!

Fat Guys on a Slip n' Slide

I guess when they say 80 Lbs. max they mean it. We got a solid hour of sliding but in the end it just couldn't take the abuse. More pictures are available upon request. Due to the graphic nature of said photos they cannot be posted at this time (mostly because they include my ass).

Hobos

"should i just keep smilin or are we going to talk business" says the man in the high heeled shoes

Introductions and Ice Breakers

Life is nothing more than a series of stories. When your old and gray the only thing you'll have to look back on are those stories. Whether its getting a free bat after the game, getting to partake in your first 7th inning stretch, or realizing how good an old ball glove can smell, those are the things that make life important. Those are the things I want to remember. Go make your own stories and we'll talk about it in 50 years.